和埃及人练英语。

在埃及街头，无数喋喋不休的商贩围着你问啊问啊问。有人说，你不去理他们就好了，可是我不想这样，尽量还是搭理一下。有时我觉得他们在知道我不是他们的客户以后，人还不错的，他们也很辛苦，在因政局不稳游客稀少的情况下还要想法赚钱。下面总结几个在卢克索这些天的街头对话。

❶ 晚上回旅馆的路上
a: Hello my friend.
b: Hello.
a: I know you, you stay in el-salam hotel.
b: Yes.
a: I remember you, you not remember me.
b: Yes, I don't remember.
a: Do you want anythings?
b: No, I just want back hotel.
a: You understand me?
b: Yes, I don't need it.
a: Really?
b: Yes, really.
a: Do you want beautiful girl or hashish?
b: No, I'm not need it.
a: I don't believe you my friend.
b: Really no need, thank you.
a: I see your eyes, you want look for these.
b: No, I'm not your custom.
a: You know how much?
b: I don't want know.
a: It's very cheap.
b: But I have no money.
a: It's good price.
b: But I'm not need it.
a: It's really good price.
b: I really no need it.
a: Are you sure?
b: Yes, sure.
a: Sure?
b: Sure.
a: ...

❷ 在尼罗河边看落日
a: Excuse me? (离得很远)
b: ... (装没听到)
a: Excuse me? (跑到近前)
b: Yes?
a: Chinese or Japanese?
b: China
a: Aahh!! China!! Sini!! Nīkhàaaooo!!
b: ... Nî khâo.
a: Do you want rent a boat over the river?
b: No, I just want look the sunset.
a: Do you know how much?
b: No, I want look the sunset.
a: 30 dollar only.
b: ...
a: okay, 20 dollar.
b: ...
a: okay, 10 dollar, last price.
b: ..., no, I just want look the sunset.
a: okay, 5 dollar my friend.
b: I want sunset.
a: okay, maybe tomorrow?
b: okay, maybe.
a: okay, what time tomorrow?
b: ...
a: em?
b: ...

❸ 刚到城市里
a: Need hotel?
b: No need.
a: Cheap hotel.
b: No, thanks.
a: You know how much?
b: I don't want know.
a: 25 egyption pound only.
b: I aready booked hotel.
a: What's your hotel's name?
b: Secret
a: Do you have the address?
b: No, but I know the way.
a: ****** hotel?
b: No.
a: I know the way, come with me
b: No, thank you. I know the way.
a: How much your hotel?
b: 10 pounds.
a: They have hot water?
b: Yes.
a: They have wifi?
b: Yes.
a: It is clean?
b: Yes.
a: ...

❹ 出去转转
a: Yes?
b: ...
a: Yes?
b: ...
a: Hi! Yes?
b: No.
a: 10 dollar, around Luxor city.
b: No, I want walk around.
a: Okay, 5 dollar.
b: No need, I like walk.
a: 3 dollar.
b: ...
a: Okay, 2 dollar.
b: Really no need.